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For Wednesday, August 26th

What your bag says about your style, inside the Yellowstone Club ski experience and building a $1,500 men’s wardrobe.

Bag Man

Breaking down four bag personality types to help you figure out exactly which carry says what you want it to say.

Read at GQ

Last Call

Suntory's Hibiki 12-Year is back after more than a decade away, but there's a catch. You'll only find it at duty-free airport shops worldwide.

Read at Gear Patrol
What’s It Actually Like to Ski at the Yellowstone Club? I Asked the Dirtbags Who Got in Before Taylor and Travis.

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Rich people spend a shit ton of money to do what we do on a budget. And we are better at it.”

What’s It Actually Like to Ski at the Yellowstone Club? I Asked the Dirtbags Who Got in Before Taylor and Travis.

Read at Outside

Between the Sheets

Only 18 percent of women orgasm from intercourse alone. Men's Health tapped sex therapists and the latest research to explain the gap and exactly how to close it.

Read at Men's Health

Dress the Part

How to build a sharp, versatile wardrobe for $1,500. Every piece earns its place.

Read at Dappered
 
Noah x Timex MK1

Noah x Timex MK1

Available August 27

Noah's latest Timex collab reworks the MK1, a stainless-steel military watch originally produced for just two months back in 1982. The timepiece has a clean 36mm dial, anchor insignia and a fabric strap built to dry out after time in the water. It drops on Noah’s website this Thursday, August 27, at 11 a.m. ET., continuing the brand's run of understated, well-priced Timex pairings.

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For Friday, October 23rd

The tuxedos that you’ll want to wear, GM compresses 34,000 years of battery testing and celebrity chefs reveal gorgeous steak secrets.

Black Tie Optional

The 15 tuxedos worth owning in 2026. The right one won't collect dust—it'll have you hunting for occasions.

Read at GQ

Smoke & Oak

Agua Magica's new limited reposado was aged in barrels from Le Bernadin's Aldo Sohm. Only 750 bottles at $250 each, so move fast.

Read at Robb Report
GM Just Did 34,000 Years of Battery Testing in Less Than a Month. Here’s How

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Developing new EV battery technology takes years of research. GM condensed that down to months with AI.”

GM Just Did 34,000 Years of Battery Testing in Less Than a Month. Here’s How

Read at Fast Company

Worth the Dough

Popular Mechanics tested the top outdoor pizza ovens so you don't have to. Some hit temps your kitchen oven will never reach and cook a pie in under 60 seconds.

Read at Popular Mechanics

Well Done

Wolfgang Puck, Ina Garten, Martha Stewart, and other culinary heavyweights have all shared their secrets for a restaurant-quality steak at home.

Read at The Takeout
 
Weekend Streams
SCTV: The Greatest Show You’ve Never Heard Of
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SCTV: The Greatest Show You’ve Never Heard Of

From Netflix

October 30

Jason Hehir, who made The Last Dance, turns to the Canadian sketch show that produced Candy, Levy, O'Hara, Martin and Thomas before SNL got the credit. Netflix, October 30. If you want to know where a whole strain of American comedy came from, start here.

Streaming on Netflix

Lupin: Season 3
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Lupin: Season 3

From Netflix

Out now

Omar Sy returns as Assane Diop in Lupin, the French caper series that turned a gentleman-thief pulp hero into Netflix's most watchable heist show. George Kay's scripts move fast and reward attention. Read the subtitles or take the dub. Either way, it earns its runtime.

Streaming on Netflix

Nobody Wants This: Season 3
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Nobody Wants This: Season 3

From Netflix

Out now

Kristen Bell and Adam Brody return for a third run of Nobody Wants This, Erin Foster's rabbi-meets-agnostic-podcaster romcom. The first season earned its Emmy nominations on dialogue and chemistry rather than plot mechanics. Reliable Wednesday-night viewing that doesn't ask much of you.

Streaming on Netflix

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For Thursday, October 22nd

Essential shoes every man must own, A. Lange & Söhne archive watch discoveries and Porsche will teach you have to drift a 911 GT3.

Sole Mates

Esquire breaks down the five shoe styles worth actually investing in, with picks at every price point so you can build a wardrobe that works for years.

Read at Esquire

Second Hand

The Noah x Timex Boatswain sold out in minutes, but pre-orders are open again. The catch: you won't see it until June 2027.

Read at InsideHook

“

Some people don’t quite believe how densely packed the watchmaking is in this little town in Saxony, with the biggest German horological names literally next door to each other.”

Nine Incredible Watches I Saw Inside the Archives at A. Lange & Söhne HQ

Read at Hodinkee

Last Call

Brown University researchers found a molecular link between hunger and alcohol cravings. Your skipped lunch may be driving your happy hour habit more than you think.

Read at Inc.

Vroom

Porsche will now teach you how to properly hang the tail on a 911 GT3.

Read at Road & Track
 
Take Care of Your Shirts

Take Care of Your Shirts

There are a few things to keep in mind to ensure your shirts stay in tiptop shape. And they're probably easier than you'd imagine.

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For Wednesday, October 21st

Remix your tux, Hodinkee’s affordable automatic dive watch and Virgin Galactic Blue Origin Axiom ticket price showdown.

Black Tie, Remixed

The nine tuxedo moves worth stealing from Hollywood: wider trousers, a statement shirt standing in for the whole jacket, and sequins done right.

Read at GQ

Baggage Claim

Away just dropped new colors and sizes for its aluminum luggage lineup. Making the case for why it's the carry-on that separates real travelers from the rest.

Read at InsideHook

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The clearest nod to the Fifty Fathoms is the bezel, which is made with domed sapphire crystal over a gray lacquered ring.”

This Affordable Automatic Dive Watch Revives a Beautiful Vintage Dial Feature

Read at Gear Patrol

Vroom

Avis charged a Toronto man $4,200, claiming he drove 18,000 miles in a week. Road & Track did the math and that's 107 mph, every hour, including sleep.

Read at Road & Track

Space Race

Quartz breaks down what Virgin Galactic, Blue Origin and Axiom are actually charging per seat in 2026. The price gap is wilder than you'd expect.

Read at Quartz
 
Fellow’s Mixology Set

Fellow’s Mixology Set

Available now

Fellow has already mastered the art of making everyday rituals feel a little more luxurious. The brand makes arguably the best electric kettle on the planet, one of the sexiest drip coffee makers and an award-winning espresso machine. Now, it's bringing that same design obsession to cocktail hour. Its new eight-piece mixology set combines sleek, sculptural good looks with the precision and functionality serious home bartenders demand. It’s the kind of barware you’ll actually want to leave out on display.

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For Tuesday, October 20th

The best vintage-inspired bars, Zegna unveils first fragrance collection in twenty years and Greek island-hopping itinerary secrets.

Last Call

The Takeout mapped the best vintage-inspired bars in every state, from Prohibition speakeasies to '90s dives. Find your nearest time-travel drinking experience.

Read at The Takeout

Bulk Rate

Volume eating (loading up on high-fiber, high-water foods to feel full on fewer calories) is blowing up on TikTok, but experts urge some skepticism.

Read at GQ
Scent and Memory Are at the Heart of Zegna’s First Fragrance Collection in Twenty Years

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Fragrances are probably the first moment anyone in the world can feel the brand, very quickly and with a lot of emotion.”

Scent and Memory Are at the Heart of Zegna’s First Fragrance Collection in Twenty Years

Read at Men's Health

Vroom

Mercedes-AMG crammed 1,153 hp into an electric SUV. Here’s why the new GT63 might be the most capable hauler ever built.

Read at Robb Report

Island Time

Skip Santorini. InsideHook makes a convincing case for Naxos, Paros, and Ios — and a resort called Calilo that alone justifies the flight.

Read at InsideHook
 
Nonfiction
The Third Eye
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The Third Eye

By George Harrison

Out now

The Third Eye collects more than two hundred photographs George Harrison took of the Beatles, most never published—rehearsals, hotel rooms, downtime. No press pool framing, just a guitarist with a camera.

Buy at Amazon

A Dead White: An Argument Against White Paint
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A Dead White: An Argument Against White Paint

By Wendy S. Walters

Out now

It’s hard to identify a material that takes up more sensory space and has received less critical examination than white paint. This book is an impassioned, boundary-pushing work of criticism traversing an array of subjects, from fine arts to design to architecture.

Find at Amazon

Emperor of Nothing
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Emperor of Nothing

By Blake J. Harris

Out now

You could say that this biography is “pretty, pretty good”. From Seinfeld to Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David has built a comedy empire on candid observations, endless self-deprecation, and an endearing brand of selfishness. But who’s the actual man lurking behind this legendary television persona?

Find at Amazon

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For Monday, October 19th

Performance chef Dan Churchill’s Ironman training secrets, how LeBron created the billion dollar blueprint and ultra‑aged American sparkling wine challenges champagne.

Eat to Compete

Chris Hemsworth’s performance chef is training for an Ironman and sharing his pre-dawn routine, his recovery power bowl and how caramelizing garlic triggers his flow state.

Read at InsideHook

Fly Rights

Airlines are counting on you not knowing your rights. Here’s exactly what you're owed when flights go sideways.

Read at Quartz
How Lebron Created the Billion-Dollar Blueprint

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In 2003, an 18-year-old high school senior from Akron, Ohio, was handed a $10 million check by one of the biggest shoe companies in the world. He said no.”

How Lebron Created the Billion-Dollar Blueprint

Read at Men's Journal

Open Book

Joe Manganiello spent a decade quietly managing a dangerous autoimmune disease while keeping up appearances. He's finally telling the full story on Men's Health's new podcast.

Read at Men's Health

Pop Quiz

American sparkling wine is getting serious. There are California producers aging their bottles on the lees for up to 20 years—with results complex enough to make you rethink your go-to.

Read at Robb Report
 
Vintage Lighters

Vintage Lighters

You don’t have to smoke to appreciate a beautiful vintage lighter. From classic American Zippos to elegant Dunhill Rollagas, they offer a satisfying mix of craftsmanship, history and old-school cool for your desk or coffee table. Start with a vintage Zippo, then explore Dunhill and S.T. Dupont models on eBay. Look for original finishes, working mechanisms and honest patina. Then light up your candle or incense like a boss.

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For Friday, October 16th

Anatomy of the perfect dress shirt, Jacob’s Pardon Bourbon origin story and the ultimate hotel sleep.

Collar Aware

Esquire breaks down the anatomy of a proper dress shirt using 100Hands as the benchmark: rotated sleeves, high armholes, hand-cut pattern matching, and a collar that takes up 40% of total production time.

Read at Esquire

Hit the Road

Storyteller's new Mode Sprinter lets you build the van around your gear, not the other way around.

Read at Gear Patrol
The Wild Prohibition History Behind Jacob’s Pardon Bourbon

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This is not an old-fashioned bourbon. This is not Old Crow or Jim Beam white label. This is much more contemporary.”

The Wild Prohibition History Behind Jacob’s Pardon Bourbon

Read at Men's Journal

Vroom

Porsche's Mission S concept ditches the screens entirely. Your phone is the display now.

Read at Jalopnik

Rest Stop

Hotels are now building entire experiences around circadian lighting, acoustic design, and on-site sleep coaches to deliver rest that your bedroom simply can't.

Read at Quartz
 
On the Big Screen
You Can See Everything
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You Can See Everything

By Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim

Out now

Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim on Elizabeth Holmes. Fielder made The Rehearsal and Nathan For You; Oppenheim made Ren Faire, the best documentary series of 2024. Two filmmakers who treat self-delusion as a formal problem, pointed at the most documented fraud of the century.

Misty Green
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Misty Green

By Chris Rock

Out now

Chris Rock writes and directs again, his first feature since Top Five — the one that proved he could build a film around conversation rather than punchlines. The story follows a fictional, former Emmy-winning television actress named Misty Green (played by Rosalind Eleazar) who tries to make a comeback in Hollywood.

Whalefall
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Whalefall

Brian Duffield

Out now

Brian Duffield adapts Daniel Kraus's novel about a diver swallowed by a sperm whale with an hour of air.

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For Thursday, October 15th

Ethan Hawke shows why you should consider a corduroy suit, the next Corvette and James Bond casting is finally confirmed.

Wale of the Town

Ethan Hawke wore a Brooks Brothers corduroy suit he originally bought as a Halloween costume. GQ breaks down why it works, and why corduroy is fall's easiest style signal.

Read at GQ

Still Got It

At 53 and 210 pounds of muscle, Bryan Krahn proves gains don't expire. These are his smarter rules for training and recovery after 50.

Read at Men's Health
The Next Corvette Is Coming. Its Top Engineer Told Us What It Can’t Be

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A story as old as time. V8s. Manual transmissions. America.”

The Next Corvette Is Coming. Its Top Engineer Told Us What It Can’t Be

Read at The Drive

First Class Problems

Delta just dropped $1 billion on its first cabin overhaul in 30 years. Wagyu burgers and a $200 bottle of wine at 30,000 feet are just the start.

Read at Fast Company

Bond. James Bond.

A new James Bond has officially been cast. Just not the one you’re thinking …

Read at Men's Journal
 

Keep Your White Tees Fresh

A dingy or pit-stained T-shirt is the mark of a man who's given up. Thankfully, there’s an easy, expert method to keep them clean and bright.

Learn more

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For Wednesday, October 14th

Redefining a ‘lake house’, Zuckerberg’s pint spill fuels Guinness PR bonanza and TAG Heuer’s best watches of the year.

Shore Thing

Dezeen has a closer look at how a Chicago architecture firm turned a lakefront lot into something sharp and stylish.

Read at Dezeen

Smoke Show

Pitting seven smokeless fire pits against one another to find out which ones actually delivers.

Read at Popular Mechanics
Mark Zuckerberg Fumbled a Pint on Camera. How Guinness Won Millions in Free PR Without Lifting a Finger

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When a billionaire tries to look relatable and the internet pounces, the only brand that comes out ahead is the one that never tried.”

Mark Zuckerberg Fumbled a Pint on Camera. How Guinness Won Millions in Free PR Without Lifting a Finger

Read at Inc.

Peat Couture

Bruichladdich's cult-favorite Octomore 17 series is back, and the rare .4 bottling is finally returning to U.S. shelves.

Read at Men's Journal

Telling Time

TAG Heuer is having a serious 2026. Gear Patrol's running roundup of the Monaco, Carrera, and Formula 1 Solargraph updates is the cleanest way to get current.

Read at Gear Patrol
 
An All-American Leather Jacket

An All-American Leather Jacket

Available now

Nashville’s imogene + willie has teamed up with legendary New York leather maker Schott NYC on a jacket that trades the usual motorcycle hardware for something considerably more understated. Cut from specially-selected cowhide leather, the delivery-style silhouette features a clean zip front and a utilitarian shape that feels more like your favorite work jacket than a traditional Perfecto. It’s rugged without being aggressive, which makes it surprisingly easy to wear with faded denim, chinos or even tailored trousers. At $1,295, it’s an investment, sure. But it's also the sort of jacket that should look even better after a decade of wear.

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For Tuesday, October 13th

A tech founder's velvet clad treehouse, 2027’s top travel spots and Midleton Very Rare chestnut barrel aged whiskey.

Home Base

Quizlet founder Andrew Sutherland's Berkeley ‘treehouse’ renovation includes a velvet conversation pit facing a dry-erase board.

Read at AD

Vroom

McLaren drove its 1,258-hp W1 to a Ferrari-owned circuit 75 miles from Maranello. Road & Track got behind the wheel, and the results are absolutely unprintable.

Read at Road & Track
The 25 Best Places to Visit in 2027, According to Lonely Planet

“

450 authors worldwide have selected travel experiences together with the editorial team that have moved them personally.”

The 25 Best Places to Visit in 2027, According to Lonely Planet

Read at Business Insider

Fall In

Fifteen minutes, one kettlebell, and a military fitness coach breaks down the circuit soldiers actually use to build full-body strength. No gym required.

Read at Men's Journal

Barrel Aged

Midleton Very Rare spent nearly a decade experimenting with Irish sweet chestnut barrels to create this limited release. Only six trees made it possible.

Read at Robb Report
 
Worth a Listen
The Hard Truth
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The Hard Truth

By Wynonna

Available now

Wynonna Judd's first for ANTI-, the label that made late-career records for Tom Waits and Mavis Staples sound essential rather than obligatory. The Hard Truth bets on that instinct: a voice built for big rooms, finally recorded small. Worth a listen even if country isn't your lane.

Spotify | Apple Music | Website

She’s the Best
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She’s the Best

By Troye Sivan

Available now

Sivan’s fourth studio album mixes high-octane, club-ready dance bangers with subdued, earnest tracks. Unlike his previous introspective and hypersexual work, She's the Best focuses outward as a love letter to the feminine energy and women in his life.

Spotify | Apple Music | Website

Press Play
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Press Play

By Lisa

Available October 23

The first extended play by multi-hyphenate rapper, actress and Black Pink member. Lisa describes the project as her most personal work yet, drawing heavily from her upbringing and roots in Thailand.

Spotify | Apple Music | Website

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For Friday, October 9th

World’s 50 best bars, Finland outdrinks Italy in coffee consumption and Lululemon's weather-defying outerwear collection.

Last Call

Bar Leone in Hong Kong claimed the top spot on Robb Report's World's 50 Best Bars list for the second year running. New York placed four bars on the ranking, and Paris quietly dethroned London.

Read at Robb Report

Vroom

Rivian built a fully operational Ghostbusters Ecto-1 from an R1S, complete with sirens and a roof-mounted radar dish. R1S owners also get a Ghostbusters Halloween Mode starting on October 9th.

Read at The Drive
From Finland to Italy: the World's Biggest Coffee Drinkers

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Italy ranks high among European coffee markets, but it reaches that level through many small servings rather than large ones.”

From Finland to Italy: the World's Biggest Coffee Drinkers

Read at Quartz

Making Scents

If 'fougère' has always been a mystery on fragrance labels, Esquire breaks down the classic scent family and picks the 10 best bottles worth wearing now.

Read at Esquire

Layer Up

Lululemon's new outerwear collection, reviewed by Highsnobiety, uses 900-fill-power down and PrimaLoft Gold to make winter feel like a non-factor.

Read at Highsnobiety
 
Weekend Streams
Phony
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Phony

From Hulu

Out October 20

This is a coming-of-age mystery from Nick Paley, with Sam Nivola among the White Lotus graduates filling out the cast. Paley's a largely untested creator, so this rides on the young ensemble and whether the hook holds past the pilot. Worth a look.

Streaming on Hulu

Carrie
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Carrie

From Prime Video

Out now

Mike Flanagan has built a career on King adaptations that take the source seriously—Doctor Sleep, Gerald's Game—and now he's stretching Carrie into a limited series for Prime Video. More room for the small-town cruelty that makes the book land.

Streaming on Prime Video

Cupertino
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Cupertino

From Paramount+

Out now

Michelle and Robert King — the pair behind The Good Wife and Evil — turn their satirical aim on Silicon Valley's founder class. Their track record is dialogue that moves fast and institutions rendered as absurd from the inside. Cupertino should be the tech send-up that actually lands.

Streaming on Paramount+

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