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For Friday, July 31st

Breaking down Levi’s by the number, go inside Cucinelli’s Solomeo headquarters and 1980s Japanese swagger fuels new Carrera chronograph.

Jean Genius

Levi's numbers actually mean something … Esquire breaks down the 501, 502, and 505 so you can skip the bad fits.

Read at Esquire

Hit the Trail

Approach shoes are trending, and Scarpa's Mojito lineup might be the most versatile pair you're not wearing yet.

Read at GQ
Fashion: Welcome to Solomeo

“

Whether it’s a sweater or an entire town that you’re passing on to future generations, it’s really people that you’re investing in.”

Fashion: Welcome to Solomeo

Read at MR PORTER

On The Grind

Here are the mistakes most people make when mixing up an iced coffee at home and how to get the perfect brew for less money.

Read at The Takeout

Full Send

TAG Heuer, Bamford Watch Dept and Team Ikuzawa channeled 1980s Japanese motorsport into a limited Carrera Chronograph.

Read at Gear Patrol
 
Weekend Streams
Elle
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Elle

Streaming on Prime Video

Before Elle Woods was a fish-out-of-water at Harvard, we meet her in 1995, when her family moves to rainy Seattle, where even the popular kids wear drab flannel. The show’s nods to the grunge era add an additional layer of nostalgia to the story.

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie
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Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie

Streaming on Hulu

As its strangely worded title suggests, this is a feature-length extension of the cult favorite web and TV series created by the Toronto actors and filmmakers Matt Johnson and Jay McCarrol. The duo plays best friends who keep coming up with crazy schemes to promote a band that can never seem to book a gig.

Marc by Sofia
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Marc by Sofia

Streaming on HBO Max

Soffia Coppola’s cinematic portrait of Marc Jacobs, mostly shot during the preparations for the designer’s fashion show, features a lot of scenes of its subject at work, interspersed with casual conversations in which he discusses his life and his influences.

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For Tuesday, September 15th

Toteme's 12‑year wait for menswear, putting a BMW to the test and Milwaukee is emerging as serious food destination.

His Turn

Toteme spent 12 years defining its woman before Karl Lindman even glanced at menswear. Here’s why the restraint paid off.

Read at Highsnobiety

Below the Belt

For the first time in decades, fewer than half of American parents are circumcising their newborns. GQ went looking for why.

Read at GQ
BMW M Track Days Are a Reasonably Priced Way to Improve Your Skills and Drive the Snot Out of Rad Cars

“

Now might not be the best time for you to shell out $1,300 for a single-day solo activity, but BMW's M Track Days might actually be one of the best deals out there.”

BMW M Track Days Are a Reasonably Priced Way to Improve Your Skills and Drive the Snot Out of Rad Cars

Read at Jalopnik

Sole Survivor

The adidas SL 72 is back with a Burnt Sienna colorway that pairs rusty brown tones with hairy suede uppers.

Read at Highsnobiety

Fork in the Road

Milwaukee's food scene has quietly outgrown its beer-and-brats reputation. Men's Journal makes a convincing case for visiting before the rest of the country catches on.

Read at Men's Journal
 
September Sounds
B’DAY - 20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition
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B’DAY - 20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition

From Beyoncé

Available now

Beyoncé's second solo album gets the 20th-anniversary treatment: Four LPs, unreleased B-sides, a 60-page booklet and two art prints. B'DAY was the record where she stopped hedging and started building the machine. The reissue adds first-time features with Maluma and Selena, and rebuilds the era’s videos from 35mm into 4K. This album might be a bit steep for casual listeners, but it’s right for the shelf of true fans.

Spotify | Apple Music | Website

Bass Persuades
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Bass Persuades

From Miley

Available September 18

The artist formerly known as Miley Cyrus follows Something Beautiful, her glam-rock visual album, with Bass Persuades. Miley’s spent the last five years converting stunt casting into actual craft—Plastic Hearts and Endless Summer Vacation both held up. On Instagram she remarked on the new album: “Music takes hold of us. We feel it, sing it, sometimes dance to it, let it out and carry on. It is powerful, vulnerable, sweet and strong.”

Spotify | Apple Music | Website

Mule
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Mule

From Orville Peck

Available September 18

Orville Peck's fourth record, and the first since a covers-and-duets detour that put him next to Willie Nelson and Elton John. The fringe mask might be a bit, but the baritone and the songwriting certainly aren't—Pony and Bronco both earned their reviews.

Spotify | Apple Music | Website

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For Monday, September 14th

10 ways to look hotter, Costco is rationing motor oil and the low T myth.

Mirror Check

GQ tapped dermatologists, dentists and fragrance experts to answer the grooming questions most men are too embarrassed to ask Claude. Small fixes, bigger payoff.

Read at GQ

Two-Wheel Haul

The 11 new motorcycles worth paying attention to. From beginner-friendly adventure rides to serious track machines, this list makes a strong case for two wheels.

Read at Gear Patrol

“

While it's been par for the course for oil-related prices to increase, seeing them nearly double is unheard of.”

Costco Is Rationing Oil and Doubling Its Price As Supply Dwindles

Read at Jalopnik

Level Up

The Art of Manliness compiled 100 skills every man should have. Some you've mastered, some you've faked, and a few will surprise you.

Read at The Art of Manliness

T Myths

Testosterone is having a cultural moment, but a urologist with 25 years of experience says that for most young men, more T won't help. It could actually hurt.

Read at Slate
 
Throwback Club Hits
’90s Club Essentials
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’90s Club Essentials

Apple’s music team says that the dance music in the 1990s kicked off a new golden age of club sounds.

Listen at Apple Music

’90s Dance Club Hits
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’90s Dance Club Hits

With nearly a million views, this playlist features the videos to hit by Technotronic, MC Hammer, Salt-N-Pepa and CeCe Penisto.

Listen at YouTube

’90s Club Classic & Old Skool Dance
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’90s Club Classic & Old Skool Dance

Packed with more than four hours worth of music, this playlist has over 425,000 saves and features hip-hop, electronica and pop dance hits.

Listen at Spotify

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For Friday, September 11th

Easy whiskey cocktails, best video games so far this year and Hodinkee’s favorite watches from Geneva Watch Days.

Last Call

You know the Old-Fashioned. PUNCH wants to expand your repertoire with nine easy whiskey cocktails built from just a handful of ingredients.

Read at Punch

Fringe Benefits

Jonathan Bailey, Nicholas Galitzine and Patrick Schwarzenegger all arrived at Venice with the same effortlessly tousled hairstyle. It’s being called the “heartthrob fringe.”

Read at GQ
The Best Video Games of 2026 (So Far)

“

It’s been a long time since a single calendar year has been so completely stacked as the one we’re having right now.”

The Best Video Games of 2026 (So Far)

Read at Esquire

Vroom

Mercedes built 30 widebody, 637-hp V8 monsters under the name Spezialanfertigung. All are already sold.

Read at Jalopnik

Telling Time

Hodinkee's editors share the watches from Geneva Watch Days 2026 that actually stopped them cold. A shortlist worth trusting.

Read at Hodinkee
 
Weekend Streams
The Gentlemen: Season 2
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The Gentlemen: Season 2

Out now

Guy Ritchie's crime-comedy series returns: an aristocrat inherits an estate that comes with a weed operation and the criminals who run it. This season, Eddie fully embraces his role as a ruthless criminal mastermind expanding his family's drug empire alongside Susie Glass, while his resentful brother Freddy triggers a bloody conspiracy that ends in a violent showdown.

Streaming on Netflix

Mayday
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Mayday

Out now

The writer-director team of Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley (the duo behind Game Night) is back with a retro (and comedic) Cold War thriller. Ryan Reynolds plays Troy Kelly, a U.S. Air Force pilot who has to bail out of his jet in Soviet airspace, in the midst of the Cold War. But he gets help from Nikolai Ustinov (Kenneth Branagh), a disillusioned ex-K.G.B. agent who finds America fascinating.

Streaming on Apple TV

Neagley
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Neagley

September 16

The popular Reacher series gets its own action spinoff. Neagley is a hard-ass detective show about a steely Chicago private investigator who is one of Jack Reacher’s few friends. Maria Sten reprises her role as Frances Neagley, the former military police officer who’s also an expert at assessing threats and neutralizing them.

Streaming on Prime Video

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For Thursday, September 10th

UNIQLO U’s final bow collection, the key to planning an actual romantic getaway and reimagining the historic Willow Springs track.

Final Bow

Christophe Lemaire and Sarah-Linh Tran are bowing out of UNIQLO U after a decade. Their final 24-piece collection is understated, refined, and almost nothing breaks $100.

Read at GQ

Making Scents

Esquire found eight fall fragrances under $100 that actually smell like autumn.

Read at Esquire
Want to Plan an Actual Romantic Getaway? Try These Airbnbs.

“

Hotels are a little public. For this particular missive, we’re thinking more about one of those let’s get the hell out of here and focus on us kind of weekends. We’re thinking private.”

Want to Plan an Actual Romantic Getaway? Try These Airbnbs.

Read at InsideHook

Fold Play

Nine years of rumors, and The Verge's first look at Apple's foldable iPhone suggests it was worth the wait.

Read at The Verge

Track Record

Singer, the Porsche restoration gods, are lending their name and expertise to the longest continuously running track in the U.S.

Read at Robb Report
 
Break In a Pair of Shoes

Break In a Pair of Shoes

If acquiring a new pair of shoes is among life's great pleasures, then the act of breaking them in is one of its greatest pains. Don't be discouraged. In fact, it's a rite of passage every man should endure.

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For Wednesday, September 9th

The bespoke suit experience, the top beard oils for ultimate softness and billionaires transforming tenements into mansions.

Bespoke

Tailor Jake Mueser believes a great suit should fit who you are, not who you think you should be. Esquire makes the case for going bespoke.

Read at Esquire

Court Time

Every notable wrist at the US Open, from Federer's Rolex Jubilee to John Mulaney somehow pulling off a $150 Timex Marlin.

Read at GQ
The 8 Best Beard Oils for Men in 2026, Tested by Grooming Experts

“

A beard may be easier than daily shaving, but it still needs attention.”

The 8 Best Beard Oils for Men in 2026, Tested by Grooming Experts

Read at Men's Health

Prancing Horse

Ferrari built 400 Enzos, and only one left the factory in matte black. RM Sotheby's is auctioning it off later this month—budget north of $7.5 million.

Read at Robb Report

New Digs

In Manhattan, billionaires have already gobbled up most of the available townhouses … so now they're coming for the tenements.

Read at Curbed
 
Wax London’s Whiting Overshirt

Wax London’s Whiting Overshirt

Wax London's Whiting overshirt returns for Autumn ’26 in five fresh wool-blend check colorways. More than a shirt but not quite a jacket, it’s the brand’s shirting approach (oversized check in a texture-forward fabric, considered construction and comfortable fit) that make it such a reliable layer through the colder months. It anchors the first drop of a two-part seasonal collection tied to a London-themed campaign.

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For Tuesday, September 8th

Supreme made fashion’s rarest brand even more exclusive, elevating your home bar and why your appetite disappears after a workout.

Drop Alert

Supreme dropped its surprise collab with A.PRESSE over Labor Day weekend … no warning, no apologies.

Read at Highsnobiety

Built to Last

Arc'teryx's $1,200 Sperro SV is built to be repaired, recycled, and never replaced.

Read at Outside
English Mixologist Charlotte Voisey on How to Elevate Your Home Bar

“

When you fall in love with a cocktail, you want to go back and have that cocktail again at that bar.”

English Mixologist Charlotte Voisey on How to Elevate Your Home Bar

Read at Robb Report

Silent Roar

Bentley's first EV fakes a V8 soundtrack using live drum recordings. The Verge rode the Torcal SUV and says the ride quality might win over purists anyway.

Read at The Verge

Hungry Games

That post-workout urge to skip the meal isn't willpower. It's a hormone called acylated ghrelin getting suppressed by intense exercise, tricking your brain into thinking you're not hungry.

Read at Men's Journal
 
Fiction Reads
The Disappearers
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The Disappearers

By Marlon James

Out now

Marlon James won the Booker for A Brief History of Seven Killings, and this one’s longlisted too — a sprawling, profane novel of AIDS-era Kingston that moves across decades and continents. The Guardian calls it bitter, bawdy and ravishing, while the New York Times says it’s the “novel of the decade, if not the century.”

Buy at Amazon

Switzy
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Switzy

By Emma Cline

Out now

Emma Cline's follow-up to The Guest, the novel that made grifting through the Hamptons feel like a slow-motion car crash you couldn’t look away from. She writes drift and class anxiety better than almost anyone else. This book is a mesmerizing story of an aging man’s last pilgrimage across Europe—both darkly humorous and profoundly moving.

Buy at Amazon

Exit Party
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Exit Party

By Emily St. John Mandel

Out September 15

Emily St. John Mandel follows Sea of Tranquility with this wild story set after the collapse of the United States following a civil war. This is a novel about the price of safety, the perils of the surveillance state, a requiem for a world not unlike our own, and a breathtaking story of resilience in the face of cataclysmic change.

Buy at Amazon

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For Friday, September 4th

Barcelona travel secrets for a stylish trip, Rolex’s craziest watches yet and road bike recommendations that defy expectations.

Hola, Barcelona

From a three-Michelin-star El Bulli successor to the best clothes, books and vinyl shopping, this Barcelona guide is the kind of travel piece that actually makes you book the flight.

Read at GQ

Vroom

Lewis Hamilton rolled into Monza behind the wheel of a near-pristine Ferrari F40 with only 69 kilometers on it. Road & Track has the full story on why this garage find feels almost mythological.

Read at Road & Track
Rolex’s New Daytona Watches Are the Craziest It’s Ever Made

“

We’ve seen crazy gem-set Daytonas before […] but something about the shockingly bright colors used in these Four Seasons Daytonas makes them even wilder.”

Rolex’s New Daytona Watches Are the Craziest It’s Ever Made

Read at Gear Patrol

Cask Study

Basil Hayden finished its latest bourbon in 25-year-old Cognac casks, and Robb Report says the vanilla and spiced fruit notes are worth every bit of the $50 price tag.

Read at Robb Report

Two Wheels

After hundreds of miles of testing, this expert’s pick for the best road bike is Canyon's carbon endurance model with an unusual combination of speed, comfort, versatility and value.

Read at Men's Journal
 
‘The Gentlemen’ + a Dalmore Scotch
‘The Gentlemen’
Two years after it premiered on Netflix and became an instant hit for the streamer, Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen has made its return this week. Quick refresher: When a dapper aristocrat inherits the family estate, he discovers that it's home to an enormous weed empire. So he didn’t just get the title, house and grounds, he also got a whole heap of trouble. Catching back up with Theo James’ Eddie Horniman and Kaya Scodelario’s Susie Glass, the second season follows Eddie as his ambition grows and his begrudging partnership with Susie’s father (Ray Winstone) reaches its explosive limits. The first season of the show was a propulsive, pulpy blast of crime genre fun, and it looks like the show’s sophomore season is going to deliver more of the thrills and deliciously scene-chewing performances that won viewers over in the first place. Critics seem to agree and a third season is already in the works.

Pair With

The Dalmore 15-year bottle
How about a screen-accurate pairing? In the universe of The Gentlemen, when characters demand an “expensive fucking whiskey,” they are poured The Dalmore 25. It represents ultimate British aristocracy and wealth. The 15-year bottle is a bit more reasonably priced and still delicious.

Also Worth a Watch

‘The Mandalorian and Grogu’ on Disney+; ‘Chad Powers’ Season 2 on Hulu
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For Thursday, September 3rd

The grooming rules you should break, Ford’s $30K Fathom electric truck and Costco tequila rankings.

Rule Breakers

Some grooming rules are gospel. Others are just marketing dressed up as advice. GQ consulted dermatologists and fragrance experts to identify the ones worth ignoring.

Read at GQ

Pack Your Bags

Switzerland, Ireland and Chile are among the countries that will literally pay you to relocate there in 2026. What do the real incentives stack up to though?

Read at Quartz
This Is Our Best Look yet at Ford’s $30K Fathom Electric Truck

“

Ford made waves recently when it announced that its upcoming Fathom electric truck would start at just $29,945.”

This Is Our Best Look yet at Ford’s $30K Fathom Electric Truck

Read at Car and Driver

Polo Position

A devoted Lacoste loyalist found a $110 made-in-L.A. polo from Hanover worth breaking his uniform for. Sometimes the challenger wins.

Read at Esquire

Cart Blanche

Before your next Costco run, The Takeout had tequila sommeliers rank what's actually worth grabbing. G4 wins. Don Julio doesn't.

Read at The Takeout
 
The Merits of Business

The Merits of Business

Derek Guy, the gentleman behind Die Workwear who’s generally known as the “internet’s menswear guy,” put out an interesting musing on the smarmy feeling of having to deal with business. There was some debate on whether salesmanship is good or bad, but everyone seemed to agree that LinkedIn sucks.

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For Wednesday, September 2nd

Trim, tough, tasteful briefcases, Frances Tiafoe’s gritty US Open comeback and Schulz’s hidden interior design chronicle.

Bag Man

The briefcase is back, but today's versions are lighter, smarter, and yes, they'll carry the room.

Read at GQ

Shop Talk

Some New York shops have quietly become the city's best hangouts. InsideHook found the stores worth lingering in, backgammon nights and wine program included.

Read at InsideHook
Inside Frances Tiafoe's Gritty U.S. Open Comeback and the Mental Trick Behind His Success

“

The biggest thing was not trying to do too much too soon and really trusting what my body was telling me.”

Inside Frances Tiafoe's Gritty U.S. Open Comeback and the Mental Trick Behind His Success

Read at Men's Journal

Vroom

The 2026 Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet runs the quarter-mile in 10 seconds flat with the top down. Car and Driver calls it a contradictory machine. They mean that as a compliment.

Read at Car and Driver

Good Grief, Style

How Charles M. Schulz quietly documented five decades of American interior trends behind the Peanuts punchlines.

Read at AD
 
Timex 1976 Lexington Reissue

Timex 1976 Lexington Reissue

Out now

Timex just dropped a new ice blue sunburst dial to its 1976 Lexington Reissue, a $149 rectangular dress watch that's quietly become one of the brand's hottest releases, with five prior variations selling out. The polished steel case, Roman numeral dial and tobacco leather strap read far above the price. And so does that dial, drawing comparisons to a certain Tiffany blue.

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For Tuesday, September 1st

Pheromone‑maxxing, revisiting the first Land Rover Discovery test drive and space‑inspired watches.

Making Scents

Some corners of the internet are now telling men to skip showers, ditch deodorant, and wear yesterday's clothes—all in the name of pheromone-maxxing.

Read at Mashable

Hidden Gem

The best menswear stores aren't found, they're stumbled upon.

Read at Highsnobiety
The 1994 Land Rover Discovery Doesn’t Need Roads

“

Over the course of seven days, our expedition took the newest entry in the sport-ute world to remote Mayan ruins via the sloppiest logging paths.”

The 1994 Land Rover Discovery Doesn’t Need Roads

Read at Car and Driver

Sole Upgrade

Converse quietly killed the Jack Purcell and brought it back better. Full-grain leather, a Vibram sole, and a $250 price tag that GQ says is actually worth it.

Read at GQ

To Infinity

Space is having a major moment on the wrist. Here’s five watches drawing inspiration from the new era of exploration, including a Breitling tribute to NASA's 2026 lunar mission.

Read at Esquire
 
September 1st

September 1st

In 1897, the first section of Boston’s Tremont Street subway opened, creating the first underground public transportation system in North America. It was so popular, that over 100,000 passengers rode the train on its first day, instantly easing street congestion.

(Source: Boston Globe)

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