They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly.
• George Orwell predicted cameras watching us in our homes, but he didn't predict that we would buy and install them ourselves.
• The only use of pennies is to avoid getting more.
• Technically your wife is also your ex-girlfriend.
• A good slogan for a company that produces piñatas would be: "You buy it, you break it."