Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • As a kid, I was sent to bed as a punishment. Now I view a lack of sleep as a punishment.
  • The world seemed like a much better place around the time PokémonGo came out—I miss that.
  • When you accidentally trip on your dog in the middle of the night they think you specially got up to kick them.
  • The difference between 13 and 30 is that now I put my wall posters in frames.
  • We'd be a lot better off with fingernails that are made out of the same stuff as our teeth but don't grow, and teeth made out of the same stuff as our fingernails that grow continuously.