The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Monday, October 28th Edition 1 18-ish Percent? America is one of the few countries in the world that tips its working class ... and we still don’t know how to properly do it. By Instapaper Pocket 1 18-ish Percent? America is one of the few countries in the world that tips its working class ... and we still don’t know how to properly do it. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Nostalgic Last minute Halloween idea? Dress up from a time that's (get ready for this) nearly two decades ago—the '90s. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Spooky Spots Wherever you live or travel to in the US, there's at least one place where you can get the crap scared out of you. If you're into that sort of thing. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Fit at 72 Who you calling, old man? Grateful dead's Bob Weir gives new meaning to grandpa bod. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Monstrous Don't pass out all your candy this year. That way, you make this deliciously freakish candy bar monstrosity. By Instapaper Pocket