The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Wednesday, October 16th Edition 1 A Man's Foliage Some may say 50 houseplants is way too many, but then you see this LA apartment and change your mind on definitely needing at least five to ten. By Instapaper Pocket 1 A Man's Foliage Some may say 50 houseplants is way too many, but then you see this LA apartment and change your mind on definitely needing at least five to ten. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Proper Footwear There are right and wrong shoes to wear during the upcoming months. Your time to stock up is dwindling. By Instapaper Pocket 3 New Tech Google goes wild with product announcements and showcases a suite of goods that makes even die-hard Apple fans consider cheating. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Just Friends Some men just have more friends that are women, but the “why” has always evaded until now. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Does Not Compute Computer code feels like a recent advancement, but it's been around much much longer than you may think. By Instapaper Pocket Worth a Follow Special Promotion ELEVATOR curates interesting, thought-provoking brain and eye candy that's sure to make you a little more intriguing and stocked with useful conversation starters. Subscribe to ELEVATOR »