The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Christopher Doell of Valet. Wednesday, October 13th Edition 1 All Tied Up By one measure, the men’s tie is antiquated and stuffy, but by another it’s a means for originality, expression and distinction. By Instapaper Pocket 1 All Tied Up By one measure, the men’s tie is antiquated and stuffy, but by another it’s a means for originality, expression and distinction. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Mace Facts You’ve probably seen jacked dudes on Instagram supersetting kettlebells with some sort of gladiator tool ... Introducing mace training. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Buggin' Out I’m no entomologist, but there’s something captivating about this super slow motion footage of insects taking flight. By Instapaper Pocket 4 A Million Bucks Here’s how much house $1 million will get you in different parts of the U.S. By Instapaper Pocket 5 G(C)OAT The Jordan IV again? Yes, the Jordan IV again. But this time, it’s an ode to the Zen Master himself. By Instapaper Pocket Worth a Follow Special Promotion ELEVATOR curates interesting, thought-provoking brain and eye candy that's sure to make you a little more intriguing and stocked with useful conversation starters. Subscribe to ELEVATOR »