The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Friday, October 11th Edition 1 Welcome to Flavortown Guy Fieri's Instagram page is a meme goldmine. Take a lesson from the man who knows how to laugh at himself now and then. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Welcome to Flavortown Guy Fieri's Instagram page is a meme goldmine. Take a lesson from the man who knows how to laugh at himself now and then. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Unsaid The rift between the NBA and China could be felt strongly in the nearly canceled game played there. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Dangerous Men You'll be amazed by the tremendous amount of strength and endurance it takes to be a part of this elite firefighter unit. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Dependent We're beyond dependent on our phones and it's literally making us think about time differently. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Just Make the Payments What would you do for sneaker clout? Gain some new debt? Well then do we have a service to tell you about. By Instapaper Pocket