The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Thursday, October 8th Edition 1 A Better Bro 33 ways to be the best friend you can possibly be—even during a pandemic. By Instapaper Pocket 1 A Better Bro 33 ways to be the best friend you can possibly be—even during a pandemic. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Macho Purse One pundit’s insult is actually a piece of style advice all men should take. By Instapaper Pocket 3 eSports Fitness A typical athlete takes on the challenge of training like an eSports pro ... it’s harder than it sounds. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Never the Same Van Halen set the tone for what a great guitar solo should be. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Subtle Nod The Back to the Future style sneakers from Nike are set to be on sale later this month. By Instapaper Pocket