The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Thursday, October 1st Edition 1 Dream Big Whiskey fanatics are buying rare bourbon by the barrel, not bottle. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Dream Big Whiskey fanatics are buying rare bourbon by the barrel, not bottle. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Beyond Grueling How unconventional training has made Ryan Kempson the obstacle course racer to beat. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Beware! The horrible mouth injuries caused by tortilla chips. By Instapaper Pocket 4 All In During rough times, be like a poker player and roll through the downswing. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Mouthwatering Burger expert, George Motz, shows you how to make the perfect double cheeseburger. By Instapaper Pocket