The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Friday, September 27th Edition 1 Flying High Everything you can’t bring on a plane (and why) ... Weed, antlers and a big bag of ice? Sure. Bowling pins? Nope. Sex toys? Maybe. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Flying High Everything you can’t bring on a plane (and why) ... Weed, antlers and a big bag of ice? Sure. Bowling pins? Nope. Sex toys? Maybe. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Ouch Ever wonder what training for an Ironman does to your body? (Hint: you could lose eight pounds in a six-hour workout.) By Instapaper Pocket 3 Legendary The always insightful Dapper Dan on fake fashion, staying true to yourself and the importance of really good pancakes. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Sharp Shooters The best small cameras of 2019, according to consumers and experts. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Flashback Friday The pictures (which look terribly old for images from 1999) show just how messy the Clinton impeachment was. By Instapaper Pocket