The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Tuesday, September 10th Edition 1 Life's a Climb What's scarier than climbing 2,000 feet up a mountain with no rope? Not posing naked, according to Alex Honnold. It's moving in with your girlfriend. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Life's a Climb What's scarier than climbing 2,000 feet up a mountain with no rope? Not posing naked, according to Alex Honnold. It's moving in with your girlfriend. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Break It Up! The case for wildly long movies being made into mini-series instead is pretty convincing. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Supreme Being Meet the new king of skateboarding. He rocks Supreme and is earning his crown with absurd tricks nobody can comprehend. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Where's the Beef? Can a month straight of fake protein actually be good for you? And for the world? By Instapaper Pocket 5 For Real? Millennials are still infatuated with horoscopes and it's more involved in workplace culture than you may think. By Instapaper Pocket