The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Christopher Doell of Valet. Friday, September 3rd Edition 1 Three Cheers This list of eleven cocktail recipes for the three-day weekend looks an awful lot like a to-do list to me. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Three Cheers This list of eleven cocktail recipes for the three-day weekend looks an awful lot like a to-do list to me. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Ciao Chicken Legs Now that skinny jeans are fading from fashion, it’s safe to exercise your calves again. Pack on a half inch in a week with this wild method. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Clean Up Act Febreze is a get-fresh-quick hack for sure, but it has its limits. Know what it does and doesn’t do. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Mind Your Business There’s a lot to learn from these 10 best business documentaries. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Have a Laugh What do 50 Cent and Led Zeppelin have in common? This guy. By Instapaper Pocket