The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Thursday, September 3rd Edition 1 Feeling Sluggish? Losing weight is a tough task as it is, but make sure you’re not losing muscle rather than fat. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Feeling Sluggish? Losing weight is a tough task as it is, but make sure you’re not losing muscle rather than fat. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Shoot the Messenger Heed this advice so you’re not considered the bad guy for giving out bad news. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Disney Put on Ice John Boyega isn’t here for your fairytale Star Wars ending or real life slander. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Atypical Breakfast Ditch the cereal and oatmeal and give this Japanese breakfast a try. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Masterpieces The ‘Bottle’ episode has become a go-to for great TV shows to flex their storytelling skills. By Instapaper Pocket