The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Christopher Doell of Valet. Monday, August 30th Edition 1 Always on Point This photo spread will inspire you to step up your leisure game. Why not look like primetime even during your downtime? By Instapaper Pocket 1 Always on Point This photo spread will inspire you to step up your leisure game. Why not look like primetime even during your downtime? By Instapaper Pocket 2 Not 1969 Who knew that “Who Let the Dogs Out” and “Gangnam Style” were actually ... about something? By Instapaper Pocket 3 News From Home I love ice cream and I know I’m not alone, but the decadent treat has actually played a rather substantial role at various critical junctures in our history. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Contra, Zelda, Tetris If you’re old enough to have had one, it’s not hard to remember the impact that the original Nintendo had on, well, everything. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Like Headphones, But Not This mouth muffler is either ingenious or absurd, but it’s good to know it’s out there. By Instapaper Pocket