The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Friday, August 28th Edition 1 No Fear As men, are we finally comfortable rocking the leggings-only outfit? By Instapaper Pocket 1 No Fear As men, are we finally comfortable rocking the leggings-only outfit? By Instapaper Pocket 2 Forever Young The lessons on looking young from baseball’s ageless wonder. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Seriously The very true modern-day pirate battles going on in the open waters. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Orally Gifted Cardi B's “WAP” gives some pretty sound advice on going down. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Snap Into ... Macho Man Randy Savage is the reason Slim Jim’s are taken seriously as a snack. By Instapaper Pocket
