The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet. Thursday, August 22nd Edition 1 It Ain't Easy Being Green Before you get on your high horse about your new shipment of paper straws, it's good to realize that in some ways they're just as bad for the environment. By Instapaper Pocket 1 It Ain't Easy Being Green Before you get on your high horse about your new shipment of paper straws, it's good to realize that in some ways they're just as bad for the environment. By Instapaper Pocket 2 The Art of the Opener Danny McBride discusses how he has built a career off of amazing movie and TV show openers. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Just for Laughs What's the key to a life worth living according to a Holocaust survivor? A few laughs when things are darkest certainly helps. By Instapaper Pocket 4 The "Catch Me If You Can" of Cars Inside the epic hunt for a stolen $7 million car that has the backing of the FBI and a low-key, high-end car detective. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Keeping It Coordinated We've been doing double-takes, quite literally, all summer with the co-ord sets. By Instapaper Pocket
