The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet. Thursday, August 15th Edition 1 It All Started in a Basement 30 years ago Hollywood comedy changed forever when Dana Carvey and Michael Myers got together and kicked off a decade-defining era of hilarious movies. By Instapaper Pocket 1 It All Started in a Basement 30 years ago Hollywood comedy changed forever when Dana Carvey and Michael Myers got together and kicked off a decade-defining era of hilarious movies. By Instapaper Pocket 2 *This* Is a Big One! We feel it is our civic duty to let you know that Lucky Charm marshmallows are being sold separately and coming soon to a grocery store near you. By Instapaper Pocket 3 The Curious Mr. McBride From Pineapple Express to Eastbound & Down, looking into the wild (and often misunderstood) humor of Danny McBride. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Living with the Funk If you live in a big city, chances are you're used to the stenches, but how did we get so comfortable with smelly environments? By Instapaper Pocket 5 Cheese-pocalypse? Trump's trade wars have extended to where it hurts us the most: our cheese obsession. By Instapaper Pocket