The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet. Tuesday, August 6th Edition 1 Call Them Big Laughs For better or worse, the funniest thing going for movies these days is giant biceps and ex-wrestlers. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Call Them Big Laughs For better or worse, the funniest thing going for movies these days is giant biceps and ex-wrestlers. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Who'd Have Thought? Although our elders are behind the 8-ball when it comes to text and web speak, the case can be made that the efficiency of language on the internet is making our writing better. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Stocked and Loaded The levels, literally, of stocking a bar cart to ensure there's a little something for everyone. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Decisions, Decisions Because who hasn't hit the snooze button or stayed too late at the bar? Reasons why we make bad decisions and what to do about them. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Your Trousers' Best Friend A brief persuasion that we can all afford a good belt to complement your trousers. By Instapaper Pocket
