The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Wednesday, July 22nd Edition 1 Get Wet Sit back and take in this oral history of the preeminent squirt gun, the Super Soaker. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Get Wet Sit back and take in this oral history of the preeminent squirt gun, the Super Soaker. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Same Page Why COVID-19 caution is an excellent dating litmus test. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Papa Ten surprising facts about Ernest Hemingway. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Hear That? A small, affordable addition to make your AirPod Pros even better. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Take a Swing Meet the new home workout apparatus being heralded as “the Peloton of boxing.” By Instapaper Pocket Worth a Follow Special Promotion Two times a week, SHIFT sends off a handful of stories from the edges of the web geared towards enhancing your mind, body and spirit. Subscribe to SHIFT »