The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Monday, June 15th Edition 1 Staten Island’s Finest Pete Davidson is an SNL anomaly. Here’s why everything’s working in his favor. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Staten Island’s Finest Pete Davidson is an SNL anomaly. Here’s why everything’s working in his favor. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Cleaned Up Each social platform is different to navigate, but understanding how to clean up your old posts is crucial. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Right Down the Middle There’s a whole subculture of YouTubers slicing shoes in half ... and it’s mesmerizing. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Functionally Wrong Crossfit’s CEO made racist remarks, he stepped down and gyms are ditching the brand name. Can it survive? By Instapaper Pocket 5 Vegan-ish Going plant-based doesn’t mean completely giving up at summer grill outs. Try these faux burgers and brats instead. By Instapaper Pocket