The
Morning
Report

The five best stories from around the web.

Edited by
Ronald Miller of Valet.

Monday, June 3rd Edition

A Quick Fix?

Summer's here, the beach is calling and you haven't lifted a weight since senior year of college. Here's how to get swole on short notice.

A Quick Fix?

Summer's here, the beach is calling and you haven't lifted a weight since senior year of college. Here's how to get swole on short notice.

Dark Dumps

No lights, no phones, no distractions ... the beauty of pooping in the dark.

Starry Eyes

50 years of over-the-top sunglasses from the one and only, Elton John.

Long Live P@SSWORD

Microsoft is calling it a day on the password changing policies and doing away with the expiration date. Now you can keep your AIM password forever.

Second Home Dreams

Flush with some cash? These 25 cities are the most popular for vacation homes in the US.