The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Christopher Doell of Valet. Thursday, May 27th Edition 1 Hang In There Hanging out in a hammock for half an hour sounds like a dream right about now. Here’s a list of nine options to make that dream come true. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Hang In There Hanging out in a hammock for half an hour sounds like a dream right about now. Here’s a list of nine options to make that dream come true. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Better Butters Now that I’ve learned watermelon seed butter exists, there’s a gaping void in my life until my next grocery run. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Five Long Years Check out the origin story of the most famous uncomfortable hunk of metal in Hollywood history. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Hygiene Machine A company famous for high-tech vacuums seems to be developing the toothbrush of the future, and we’re chomping at the bit. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Juicy Gems If you’re working on your diet, there’s a good chance you’re eating a fair amount of chicken breast. Here’s how to grill them up properly. By Instapaper Pocket