The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet. Tuesday, April 2nd Edition 1 The Real Fake News These brands nailed their April Fools brand jokes, and definitely left us thinking some of these fake products would be awesome. By Instapaper Pocket 1 The Real Fake News These brands nailed their April Fools brand jokes, and definitely left us thinking some of these fake products would be awesome. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Money for Days (and Years) A Disney heiress dishes on what it's like to grow up and live with more money they you'll ever need. By Instapaper Pocket 3 $50 Million Mansions If you just came into some cash and are looking for a splurge, try one of these $50 million mansions around the world. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Life is Fleeting One entrepreneur did the math on how many dedicated family vacations he had left, and changed his work-life balance to facilitate more time with his wife and kids. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Axe Capital's Love of Layering No Axe Capital quant analyst's wardrobe is complete with the ubiquitous Axe Capital vest. By Instapaper Pocket Advertisement