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Ronald Miller of Valet.
Friday, March 22nd Edition
Missing the Snicklefritz
The case for smoking some bad weed instead of the uber-strong, chemically perfect strands that are ubiquitous nowadays.
Four out of five nutrition experts believe that a vegetarian diet is better for you than one with meat.
Competitive slapping is the world's greatest sport, but definitely don't get stuck in a match with a Russian named Dumplin'.