The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet. Friday, March 22nd Edition 1 Safe for Work This expert-level deciphering of the toughest dress code to master in adult life adds a few extra IQ points to whoever follows the rules. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Safe for Work This expert-level deciphering of the toughest dress code to master in adult life adds a few extra IQ points to whoever follows the rules. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Missing the Snicklefritz The case for smoking some bad weed instead of the uber-strong, chemically perfect strands that are ubiquitous nowadays. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Veggies Win Four out of five nutrition experts believe that a vegetarian diet is better for you than one with meat. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Slapstick Competitive slapping is the world's greatest sport, but definitely don't get stuck in a match with a Russian named Dumplin'. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Use Your Words How to get better at dirty talk in bed. The guide you never knew you needed ... By Instapaper Pocket Advertisement