The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Monday, February 1st Edition 1 Dry Dating Finding better alternatives to just “grabbing a drink” as the default first date. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Dry Dating Finding better alternatives to just “grabbing a drink” as the default first date. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Everybody Dance Now! All the music that explains how strange (yet amazing) the ‘90s really were. By Instapaper Pocket 3 M.I.A. While you may have been preoccupied with actual stocks, nearly every Wall Street movie was removed from streaming. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Go Fish ... Subway’s tuna sandwich is in hot water because it might not actually have any tuna in it. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Don't Sleep On It What in the actual f*@k is... “snoozecore” style? By Instapaper Pocket