⋆ “There are a lot less briefcases full of money in adult life than was depicted to us as kids.”

- xBushx

⋆ “Trash is dirty, but trash-talk is not dirty-talk.”

- cubiez

⋆ “From a dog’s perspective, vacuuming must look like the human is wresting a loud robot monster around the room, before finally killing it and hiding the corpse in a closet.”

- chillplease

⋆ “Water can burn you, but fire can’t freeze you.”

- Kiknac

⋆ “If you hired a hit man on yourself but also hired a bodyguard, your life would depend upon who’s better at their job.”

- abijqpwxyz