Shower Thoughts
Shower
Thoughts
They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ “You know, we all probably needed a timeout anyway.”
⋆ “All five senses are all in your face, but the entire rest of your body only has one.”
- 0BYK0
⋆ “Popcorn is the only food you blow up in the microwave on purpose.”
- ir88ed
⋆ “Licking your plate is rude as well as a compliment.”
⋆ “Talking about how you don’t know how to start a conversation is a great conversation starter.”
- getyeetd
⋆ “Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family.”
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