Shower Thoughts
Shower
Thoughts
They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

⋆ “It’s too bad milk doesn’t stain your teeth white.”
⋆ “A real James Bond would probably be very average-looking, in order to blend in better.”
⋆ “You never realize how bumpy a car ride is until you try to write on a piece of paper.”
⋆ “You never realize how fast you can do things until you are microwaving something.”
⋆ “You always notice your first hiccup, but you rarely ever notice your last.”
⋆ “All mothers are successful bodybuilders.”