Shower Thoughts
Shower
Thoughts
They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

⋆ “All documentaries share a cinematic universe.”
⋆ “The only flaw in the Pringles can is that you can’t twist it and make it shorter as you empty it.”
⋆ “For some reason, it’s acceptable for Earth’s moon to be named ‘The Moon.’”
⋆ “Humanity has invented self-driving cars before they invented a ‘silence-button’ on microwaves.”
⋆ “Your birth day is once every week, but your birth date is once every year.”