Shower Thoughts
Shower
Thoughts
They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ “Trailers are the official spoilers.”
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⋆ “If you were born in 1999 and live to be 101 or older, you may be the first human in history to have been alive in three different centuries and two millenniums.”
- ThatFred
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⋆ “There’s gotta be at least one dyslexic zombie who is looking for Brian.”
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⋆ “The better something tastes, the more you want to swallow it.”
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⋆ “Six string cheese sticks seems like a lot for one sitting, but six mozzarella sticks is barely an appetizer.”