Shower Thoughts
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They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ “It's considered a ‘win’ to have the last word IRL, but devastating in text messages.”
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⋆ “Ironically, the more you tell your mom not to worry, the more she worries.”
- JXSTYLES
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⋆ “‘Horrifying’ and ‘terrifying’ are synonyms. ‘Horrific’ and ‘terrific’ are antonyms.”
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⋆ “Dogs licking people is their version of petting us.”
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⋆ “‘Please’ and ‘thank you’ are polite responses. ‘Please and thank you’ altogether is very rude.”
