⋆ Buying erasers is literally paying for your mistakes.

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⋆ Your funeral is the one thing you will attend and miss simultaneously.

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⋆ “Calm down” is the least successful command in the English language.

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⋆ Having slow internet is actually more annoying than having none at all.

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⋆ One day you'll stop being asked what you want to be when you grow up, and instead be asked what you wanted to be.