⋆ Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee ... for you.

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⋆ In 1920 kids thought “100 years from now, people would have flying cars!” but really, a massive worldwide network of data utilizing the processing power of billions of devices allowing complex communication across the globe is somehow more impressive.

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⋆ Your face is a combination of thousands of years worth of other people's faces.

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⋆ We as a population somehow universally decided on mint as being the taste of fresh breath.

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⋆ For the first 18 years of your life, your body is under warranty. If you get broken, the people who made you have to pay for repairs.