⋆ We probably lived through several world events that will later be in history books and marked as important, yet we basically just shrugged and went on with our lives.

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⋆ We live in a society so removed from nature that natural survival skills are a recreational hobby.

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⋆ A belly button is the most vital element of ones existence for the first part of their life and utterly useless for the rest.

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⋆ People buying groceries in their pajamas have either given up on life or are living it to its fullest.

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⋆ There is likely an entire generation of young people that are unaware the acronym MILF wasn't commonly used until a low budget comedy movie in 1999.