⋆ Putting groceries in the freezer is like Tetris, but taking them out is like Jenga.

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⋆ Porn sites prove that companies can just develop fully functional websites for mobile phones instead of insisting you download an app “for a better experience”.

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⋆ There's probably millions of “before” pictures without “after” shots because the person gave up.

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⋆ A monk who spends years in solitude and contemplation is considered a wise source of life advice, but the guy who lives alone next door who you rarely see leave his apartment is “that creepy neighbor”.

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⋆ For a guy raised on a desert planet with two suns, Luke Skywalker doesn't really have much of a tan.