⋆ When cell phones were new, it was cool to have a fun or interesting ringtone. Today, if your phone isn't permanently on silent mode you're a scumbag.

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⋆ The Millennium Falcon's off center cockpit feels weird until you realize that's how you drive your car.

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⋆ The price of gumballs from gumball machines has been remarkably stable in the face of inflation.

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⋆ Hard taco shells survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store, but break as soon as you put something inside them.

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⋆ Everyone is an IT guy in their grandma's eyes.