Shower Thoughts
Shower
Thoughts
They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ You are probably closer to being a millionaire than Bill Gates at this point.
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⋆ It's 2019, and we cannot un-press an elevator button.
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⋆ Humans put in a lot of effort to smell good, only to be creeped out when someone tells them they smell good.
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⋆ The average civilian always fairs better in zombie media compared to the military.
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⋆ A sheep spends its entire life being afraid of wolves, only to be eaten by the people watching and caring for them.