⋆ Those “choose your own flavor” Coke machines are probably just there to gather marketing data. They see what the most popular flavors are so they can release bottled/canned versions.

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⋆ Most adults think that most teenagers are going to have sex or consume alcohol at every opportunity they get because that's what they would do with the opportunity of being young again.

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⋆ Your digestive system both starts and ends with cheeks.

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⋆ A hundred years ago, it was something special when the food products were from abroad. Today it's something special when they're regional.

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⋆ When a porn star takes their clothes off, they're getting dressed for work.