⋆ Being middle class is when spending $100 is expensive, but earning $100 isn't a lot of money.

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⋆ Getting a song stuck in your head wouldn't be so bad if it was the full song instead of 10 seconds on a loop.

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⋆ A McDonald's on Mars will be open 25 hours a day and 687 days a year.

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⋆ “700 million people are smarter than you” may sound like an insult, but it would put you in the 90th percentile.

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⋆ Millennials are both pioneers of hookup culture and too riddled with anxiety and depression to participate in it.