⋆ When a computer overheats, it freezes.

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⋆ The saying “out of sight, out of mind” doesn't apply when you're in your room and you catch a glimpse of a spider and then lose it.

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⋆ Getting consecutive green lights on your way home is the modern equivalent of “the winds were kind” when on a long voyage.

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⋆ Schools require parent permission to show PG-13 movies that have little to no violence, but a game about hanging a man is played without consent as soon as kids can spell.

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⋆ When you window shop on Amazon you're actually just picking your ads for the foreseeable future.