⋆ As you progress through college, they require you to write longer and longer papers. Then you get to the professional world and no one will read an email that's more than five sentences.

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⋆ In 100 years kids will learn about the first picture of a black hole and compare it to their crystal clear pictures.

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⋆ Movies with campfire scenes always seem to forget to make the smoke annoyingly blow into the characters' faces no matter where they move.

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⋆ If you see a bald eagle at the zoo, you are seeing the symbol of freedom held in captivity.

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⋆ If you're over 30 years old, you were alive before every dog in the world.