Shower Thoughts
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Thoughts
They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

⋆ People that skip steps are both lazy and active at the same time.
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⋆ Vacant cop cars are human scarecrows.
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⋆ Your brain having the ability to surprise itself within a dream that it creates is a very frightening concept.
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⋆ We tend to read “wtf” in its full wording but read “lol” as it is.
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⋆ Feet are surprisingly sensitive for something that carries your full body weight all day.