⋆ If you do something constantly for eight hours straight, it's an addiction. But if someone pays you for it, it becomes a job.

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⋆ Nothing takes you down a notch in confidence more than unexpectedly choking on your own saliva when you're not even eating anything.

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⋆ J.K. Rowling changing aspects of Harry Potter twenty-two years after it was written is the equivalent of coming up with a good comeback a few hours after the argument is already finished.

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⋆ An hour glass has more moving parts than a complicated wrist watch.

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⋆ It's strange that we stereotype cooking with women, but master cooking is associated with men.