They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ If you do something constantly for eight hours straight, it's an addiction. But if someone pays you for it, it becomes a job.
⋆ Nothing takes you down a notch in confidence more than unexpectedly choking on your own saliva when you're not even eating anything.
⋆ J.K. Rowling changing aspects of Harry Potter twenty-two years after it was written is the equivalent of coming up with a good comeback a few hours after the argument is already finished.
⋆ An hour glass has more moving parts than a complicated wrist watch.
⋆ It's strange that we stereotype cooking with women, but master cooking is associated with men.