⋆ Procrastination teaches you to finish an eight hour job in 30 minutes and also to finish a 30 minute job in eight hours.

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⋆ We under appreciate our tongue's ability to easily detect hair.

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⋆ Growing up, we were led to believe that cats and dogs are mortal enemies. In reality, the real rivalry is just between cat people and dog people.

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⋆ There are over 7,500 different types of apples, but only one “apple juice.”

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⋆ People get mad at alarm clocks when they work and when they don't.