They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ Running from the cops is the ultimate double or nothing.
⋆ It's better to build love than to fall into it.
⋆ It is annoying when you wake up in the morning and your phone isn't charged. Imagine how pissed off you'll be in the future when you wake up in the morning and your car isn't charged.
⋆ Looking back at your old self and starting to cringe is an indicator of how much you've grown.
⋆ “Don't like the weather? wait five minutes” is a unique quality every state seems to think only they have.