⋆ With GIFs and mobile phones, we are essentially in the golden era of silent films and pocket watches.

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⋆ We're not really scared of being alone at home, at a cemetery, in a forest or at night. We're scared that we're not alone.

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⋆ Eating is inappropriate in both extremely clean and really dirty places.

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⋆ Your dirty talk voice is just the voice you use when talking to your pets, but in a minor key.

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⋆ Male country singers talk about how good they are to women, while female country singers talk about how terrible the men are.

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⋆ Next year the whole month of April will be 4/20.