⋆ Nuclear war is like bringing a hand grenade to a knife fight, on an elevator.

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⋆ Everyone's talking about “Baby It's Cold Outside” being offensive when “Santa Baby” is basically about a girl whoring herself out to Santa for expensive gifts.

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⋆ Clocks are just a metronome ticking at 60bpm.

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⋆ If fossil fuels will eventually cause human extinction, but some birds survive, then dinosaurs will have evolutionarily outwitted us with the longest shot imaginable.

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⋆ Just realized today that Jaden and Willow Smith are named after their parents ... just the opposite genders.

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⋆ It feels harder to wake up at 5 am than it does to stay up to 5 am.