Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Somebody at Google was just like "Yeah, just have someone drive down every road on fucking Earth".
  • This is not the year for mistletoe in the workplace.
  • At this rate, the winner of "Best Picture" will just be whatever movie had the fewest sex criminals associated with it.
  • It's a good thing the first person they tested penicillin on wasn't allergic to penicillin.
  • It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. It's also fun and games until someone finds an eye. Really, it's all fun and games until the number of eyes changes.