They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• One day, that "secret family recipe" will just be that recipe their ancestor looked up online years ago and everybody liked.
• The front pocket on a hoodie is basically a widely used, discreet and acceptable version of a fanny pack.
• If identical twin sisters become pregnant from the same guy then their kids will be full siblings genetically speaking.
• If you win a years worth of calendars, do you only win one calendar?
• Some day archaeologists are going to dig up Walt Disney World and think that it was some type of bizarre mouse worshipping kingdom.